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Soup: A recipe
First, take your
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celery, and
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it
Afterwards, take out your chilled
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and boil it for
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minutes
Put your celery in the pot with it, then stir them
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Pour in 20 cups of orange juice and
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raw eggs, uncracked
Microwave for 2 hours. If the mixture looks
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add
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Put
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grams of rat poison in, then taste it
Wait, did you really taste it?
That was a joke
Call 911
Why would you taste poison?
Ok, the antidote is
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You're so
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for eating rat poison
I'm done with this
You don't deserve my family recipe